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PostSubject: funny quotes   Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:57 pm

quit waiting around for prince charming! poor guys probably stuck in a tree or something~  thought this one was sooo true! Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: funny quotes   Mon 26 Aug 2013, 6:45 pm

no humor here..well that is a bummer i really enjoy a fun filled humorous chat every now and then..xD..anyway heres another thing i found funny
 
raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason why i have trust issues ~
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PostSubject: Re: funny quotes   Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:13 am

lThat was a pretty good one darkangel lol.

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PostSubject: Re: funny quotes   Tue 03 Sep 2013, 1:50 am

Y'know what i always say what doesn't kill me......better run the **** away
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PostSubject: Re: funny quotes   Tue 03 Sep 2013, 6:16 pm

kota i dont think there is a single person or thing that would dare to challenge you! xD well..except me..maybe...lol..well another quote that might bring a smile to peoples faces..

i have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all my missing socks~

i have a funny story that goes along with this one,tell me if you want to hear/read it. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: funny quotes   Fri 06 Sep 2013, 6:13 pm

oook so funny stories are cut out....hmmm another quote just to keep myself happy.

we are best friends remember that when you fall i will pick you up...after i finish laughing!~

xD i was laughing,then my little sister walks up and says,"what if you cant pick up your friend"

Me:"what do you mean"

she then sat down looking really sad. "well...i cant pick up my friend..shes to heavy"
i laughed so hard i cried.
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PostSubject: Re: funny quotes   Fri 06 Sep 2013, 10:19 pm

Lol that was pretty funny.
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PostSubject: Re: funny quotes   Sat 07 Sep 2013, 8:36 am

yayz! im funny!...o.o...or am i....sigh u guess i should just test it...

a man came to my door and ask me to donate to the local swimming pool,i came back with a glass of water~

lol i felt to blonde..i didnt understand it until my sister explained it to me
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PostSubject: Re: funny quotes   Sat 07 Sep 2013, 2:32 pm

Lmfao woah? donated to the swimming pool and brought back a glass of water lol!

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PostSubject: Re: funny quotes   Sat 07 Sep 2013, 11:10 pm

lol really a glass of water? well here one i like

"i hate pamphlets thats why i never answer the door for jehovah's wintesses....unless y'know i'm outta toilet paper"
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PostSubject: Re: funny quotes   Sat 07 Sep 2013, 11:24 pm

lol..ok this one might prove as funny..idk

a jealous woman does better reserch than the FBI~

figured out that quote is very true when i realized i know alot about the guy i used to like..xD
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PostSubject: Re: funny quotes   Sun 08 Sep 2013, 5:26 am

here's a one i REALLY like probably cuz i'm a pyromaniac though

"god everything is just so freakin pretty DO YA WANNA BURN IT WITH ME!?!?!?!"
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PostSubject: Re: funny quotes   Sun 08 Sep 2013, 1:53 pm

Teehee at least we got you 2 funny people here lol!
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PostSubject: Re: funny quotes   Sun 08 Sep 2013, 6:04 pm

im not funny am i? any who  another quote for people who enjoy some humor every now and then

i hit a car this morning it belonged to a dwarf..he stormed over to my car and said "im not happy!" so i said "then which one are you?! "~

lol i love disney movies!
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PostSubject: Re: funny quotes   Sun 08 Sep 2013, 9:43 pm

"My ears are full of sand! Haha!" -Neemon
"Yes, and your head is full of rocks." -Bokomon
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